“Spam will be a thing of the past in two years’ time.”
Bill Gates, 2004

“The problem with television is that people have to glue their eyes to a screen. People won't have time for it.”
New York Times 1939

“It’s the food, stupid.”
McDonald’s Franchisee in Time Magazine

Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?
“I don’t remember the names of all the clubs we went to.”
NBA Star Shaquille O’Neal

"You’ve done a nice job decorating the White House.”
Jessica Simpson, when introduced to
Former Interior Secretary Gale Norton

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home."
Ken Olsen, Founder & CEO,
Digital Equipment Corporation (October, 1977)

"We make all the same mistakes… we never learn."
Dick Kovacevich, Chairman
Wells Fargo Bank (March, 2009)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine
(April 2004)

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the
Dallas Mavericks

"Your food stamps will be stopped because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina